Dear Single Men of Dating Websites,

Dear Single Men of Dating Websites,
I see that you're interested in me, and thank you very kindly for expressing interest in a myriad of ways.
But, here are a few tips on what is not appropriate when reaching out to me:

Is Not Appropriate:
Your first communication with me, be it via chat or email, should not be in all caps proclaiming that all women who have male friends are sluts. (Good luck with that approach! I hope you find that special lady soon.)

Is Not Appropriate:
Advising that, while I am "bangin' " (thank you so much!), not all eyes would be on me because I will be with a man who commands the room.  (No, sir, you most definitely will not have to share your spotlight with me.)

Is Not Appropriate:
Emailing back and forth for weeks without suggesting we meet. (Isn't that the point of dating websites?)

Is Not Appropriate:
Telling me your wife lives in Milwaukee.

Is Not Appropriate:
Copying and pasting the same email you send to all the lovely ladies of the online dating world. (Yes, I can tell.)

Sincerely,
Sarah